15 “Luxury” Hotels That Just Aren’t Worth the Price Per Night

Not all that glitters is gold—especially when it comes to hotels charging sky-high rates for questionable value. Some spots might have fancy names and five-star labels, but when you check in, it’s more “meh” than majestic.

Whether it’s outdated rooms, snooty service, or amenities that look better in photos than in person, these so-called luxury hotels just don’t live up to the hype. If you’re going to spend big, make sure you’re not getting shortchanged.

15. The Ice Hotel (Sweden)

The Ice Hotel (Sweden)
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It’s unique, sure—but freezing your toes off in a block of ice isn’t exactly relaxing. You’re paying a premium for discomfort and bragging rights.

14. Atlantis Paradise Island (Bahamas)

Nobu, Atlantis Paradise Island resort,, Bahamas
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This place is basically a very expensive water park with hotel rooms. You’re surrounded by crowds, lines, and a whole lot of noise for that nightly rate.

13. Marina Bay Sands (Singapore)

Marina Bay Sands (Singapore)
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The rooftop pool looks stunning on Instagram, but once you’re packed in with a million other people, the magic fades fast. It’s more about the photo op than the experience.

12. Burj Al Arab (Dubai)

burj al arab
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It calls itself a seven-star hotel, but that’s not even a real thing. It’s luxury overload to the point where it feels more like a museum than a place to relax.

11. Caesars Palace (Las Vegas)

Caesars Palace (Las Vegas)
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Sure, it’s iconic—but it’s also dated, chaotic, and often packed with conference crowds. You’re better off staying somewhere quieter for half the price.

10. Giraffe Manor (Kenya)

Giraffe Manor (Kenya)
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The giraffes at breakfast are cute, but the rooms and food don’t quite match the luxury label. You’re basically paying for the photo—and it’s not cheap.

9. The Plaza Hotel (New York City)

The Plaza Hotel (New York City)
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It’s famous, but it’s also stuck in the past. You’re paying for nostalgia, not necessarily comfort or value.

8. Hotel de Glace (Canada)

Circus Room, Hotel de Glace, Canada
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Another ice hotel with a hefty price tag and very little warmth—literally and figuratively. Great for one night, not worth the rate for more.

7. The Venetian (Las Vegas)

The Venetian (Las Vegas)
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A fake Venice canal with gondolas is charming for about ten minutes. Then it’s just crowds, noise, and overpriced everything.

6. Four Seasons (Bora Bora)

Four Seasons Bora Bora
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It’s beautiful, yes—but so are a dozen other resorts nearby for much less. You’re mostly paying for the name and a few extra towel swans.

5. The Beverly Hills Hotel (Los Angeles)

The Beverly Hills Hotel (Los Angeles)
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This spot leans hard on its Hollywood history, but the rooms don’t always live up to the reputation. It’s more style than substance.

4. The Ritz (London)

The Ritz London
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It’s elegant, but feels more like your great-aunt’s formal living room than a relaxing escape. Old-world charm is nice… until it comes with a four-figure bill.

3. The Peninsula (Hong Kong)

The Peninsula Hong Kong Basement Arcade
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Once the crown jewel of Hong Kong hotels, it now feels a bit too stiff and outdated. Not quite worth the premium unless you really love tradition.

Read More: The 10 Hotel Red Flags Most Likely to Ruin Your Vacation

2. The Waldorf Astoria (New York, Pre-renovation)

The Waldorf Astoria NY
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Before the recent updates, this place was resting way too hard on its reputation. You paid five-star prices for a three-star experience.

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1. The Maldives Overwater Bungalows (Various Resorts)

The Maldives Overwater Bungalows
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They look like paradise, but you’re paying thousands to be isolated with questionable food and Wi-Fi. Gorgeous? Yes. Worth the cost? Debatable.

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