In the ever-growing, never slowing, Marvel Cinematic Universe, casting decisions can make or break a character’s chances on the big screen. With each new film and series, fans eagerly anticipate which A-list celeb will bring their most cherished childhood heroes and villains to life.
Marvel Studios has managed to maintain a relatively high batting average when it comes to winning over audiences with their casting decisions, but one choice stands out as possibly their greatest yet: Taylor Swift as the mutant superhero Dazzler.
Who IS Dazzler?!
Dazzler, also known as Alison Blaire, is a mutant with the ability to convert sound vibrations into light and energy beams. She is an amazing singer, dancer, and sex symbol powerhouse, making her a unique and dynamic character.
But who could Marvel possibly find to play this unrivaled pop goddess of the music industry multiverse? Cue the spotlight. Hit the music. There she is! Taylor Swift, the undeniable biggest popstar since Michael Jackson and Elvis, and by far the most perfect choice to portray Dazzler on screen.
Why Taylor Would Be Perfect
Look, before you choke on your Mountain Dew, hear me out. Taylor Swift as Dazzler would be a Galactus-sized stroke of genius. In the comics, Dazzler’s main power is to connect with her audiences. Well, Swift has a massive fan base that spans across the world and all demographics, making her a powerful draw at the box office. Her portrayal of Dazzler would bring in both Marvel fans as well as Swifties, creating a buzz that could bring Marvel to new heights of popularity.
Furthermore, Swift’s own experiences in the spotlight could lend authenticity to Dazzler’s story. Sure, it might be a bit of typecasting, but sometimes picking the person who is more like the source character than anyone else on the entire planet is a smart choice.
Look at Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man. Sure the casting choice was criticized, but the reason director Jon Favreau insisted on Downey, was because that, deep down, he WAS Tony Stark. Let’s look at Tony Stark for a minute. Substance abuse? Check. Playboy lifestyle? Check. Mountain-sized ego? Super-Check. I mean, come on. Robert Downey Jr. was playing this character for free every weekend.
Swift’s musical talents would also add an incredible dimension to the character of Dazzler. In the comics, Dazzler is a singer who uses her powers as part of her performances. Swift’s own background as a singer-songwriter could be seamlessly integrated into the character, creating opportunities for her own music to be performed in the film. No overdubbing here. Marvel wouldn’t have to convince the audience that Taylor is the biggest pop star on the planet, she already is. She’s got the resume to play this part in her sleep.
Travis Kelce MCU Cameo?!
Oh, and if only Taylor was dating some giant brute of an X-men looking fellow who could show up in an audience pleasing cameo. That sure would be handy! (Smacks forehead) OMG! That’s right! She’s dating the back-to-back Superbowl-winning tight end of the unstoppable Kansas City Chiefs, Travis Kelce! Wow, isn’t that handy?
The last time I counted, there were about 264 X-Men members on the roster. Kelce could play at least half of them. Personally, my money is on Beast. Additionally, add another 10% to the first weekend’s box office by having Patrick Mahomes show up as Longshot. You’re welcome, Marvel.
Let’s face it, kids, casting Taylor Swift as Dazzler would be the best and most inspired choice for Marvel Studios ever. Her star power and good looks, combined with her natural musical talents, would make her portrayal of the mutant superhero a breakout moment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Swift as Dazzler would come to be recognized as Marvel Studios’ greatest casting decision ever, captivating audiences and leaving a lasting impact on the world of superhero cinema.
