The 15 Vainest Golfers of All Time

Golf is a sport of patience, precision, and a whole lot of personal pride. From mirror-checking mid-round to rocking custom belts and logos, these players cared almost as much about their image as they did about their swing.

Some golfers just couldn’t resist the spotlight—or a camera lens. Whether it was the hair, the wardrobe, or the signature strut, these guys weren’t shy about making golf look good.

15. Sergio Garcia

Jun 7, 2025; Gainesville, Virginia, USA; Sergio Garcia of team Fireballs GC hits a tee shot on the fifteenth hole during the second round of the LIV Golf Virginia golf tournament at Robert Trent Jones Golf Club. Mandatory Credit: Geoff Burke-Imagn Images
Geoff Burke-Imagn Images

Sergio always played with fire, and his confidence bordered on full-blown vanity. He was the type to watch his highlights like they were Oscar reels.

14. Rickie Fowler

May 23, 2025; Fort Worth, Texas, USA; Rickie Fowler watches his shot from the ninth tee during the second round of the Charles Schwab Challenge golf tournament. Mandatory Credit: Jim Cowsert-Imagn Images
Jim Cowsert-Imagn Images

The bright colors, the flat-brim hats, the matching everything—it was a whole vibe. Rickie treated every round like a runway, and he made sure everyone was looking.

13. Jesper Parnevik

Aug 11, 2005; Springfield, NJ, USA; Jesper Parnevik tees off on the 5th hole during the 1st round of the 87th PGA Championship at Baltusrol Golf Club. Mandatory Credit: Bob Donnan-Imagn Images Copyright © 2005 Bob Donnan
Bob Donnan-Imagn Images

With that flipped-bill cap and Euro rockstar style, Jesper didn’t just play golf—he performed it. The man once credited his tan to volcanic ash, and that about sums it up.

12. Ian Poulter

Jun 6, 2025; Gainesville, Virginia, USA; Ian Poulter of team Majesticks GC hits a tee shot on the third hole during the first round of the LIV Golf Virginia golf tournament at Robert Trent Jones Golf Club. Mandatory Credit: Geoff Burke-Imagn Images
Geoff Burke-Imagn Images

Poulter’s closet is practically a shrine to himself, and that’s just how he likes it. If fashion were a major, he’d have a green jacket in that, too.

11. Tiger Woods

Feb 25, 2018; Palm Beach Gardens, FL, USA; Tiger Woods looks over the 4th from the tee box during the final round of The Honda Classic golf tournament at PGA National (Champion). Mandatory Credit: Jasen Vinlove-Imagn Images
Jasen Vinlove-Imagn Images

Tiger wasn’t just great—he knew he was great, and that confidence often crossed into vanity. From fist pumps to post-round stares, the aura was as curated as his resume.

10. Adam Scott

Adam Scott plays his shot from the third tee during the final round of the U.S. Open golf tournament.
Charles LeClaire / Imagn Images

The swing. The smile. The swoop of hair. Adam Scott has always looked like he stepped out of a cologne ad before hitting the back nine.

9. Bryson DeChambeau

May 18, 2025; Charlotte, North Carolina, USA; Bryson DeChambeau takes a shot on the 18th hole during the final round of the PGA Championship golf tournament at Quail Hollow. Mandatory Credit: Jim Dedmon-Imagn Images
Jim Dedmon-Imagn Images

Bryson engineered his game and his body with the precision of a lab scientist—and wasn’t shy about showing it off. Vanity was part of the brand.

8. Rory Sabbatini

May 23, 2024; Fort Worth, Texas, USA; Rory Sabbatini putts on the 11th green during the first round of the Charles Schwab Challenge golf tournament. Mandatory Credit: Raymond Carlin III-Imagn Images
Raymond Carlin III-Imagn Images

Sabbatini didn’t just want to win—he wanted to be seen winning. His reputation for arrogance wasn’t just hearsay; he wore it like a badge of honor.

7. Dustin Johnson

May 16, 2025; Charlotte, North Carolina, USA; (Editors Notes: Caption Correction) Dustin Johnson putts during the second round of the PGA Championship golf tournament at Quail Hollow. Mandatory Credit: Aaron Doster-Imagn Images
Aaron Doster-Imagn Images

Cool, aloof, and always composed, DJ’s chill exterior masked a mirror-friendly mindset. The man never met a photo op he didn’t nail.

6. Gary Player

Apr 11, 2019; Augusta, GA, USA; Honorary starter Gary Player hits his ceremonial tee shot on the 1st hole during the first round of The Masters golf tournament at Augusta National Golf Club. Mandatory Credit: Michael Madrid-Imagn Images
Michael Madrid-Imagn Images

Gary was flexing his physique long before it was trendy. He wasn’t shy about letting everyone know he was the fittest 80-something on the planet.

5. Brooks Koepka

Sep 21, 2018; Atlanta, GA, USA; Brooks Koepka tees off on the second hole during the second round of the Tour Championship golf tournament at East Lake Golf Club. Mandatory Credit: John David Mercer-Imagn Images
John David Mercer-Imagn Images

Brooks made it clear: he loved majors, money, and the mirror. The self-assurance was sky-high, and his IG game backed it up.

4. Greg Norman

Feb. 8, 2008; Pebble Beach, CA, USA; Greg Norman smiles after making a putt on the 17th hole during the second round of the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am golf tournament at the Spyglass Hill in Pebble Beach, CA. Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-Imagn Images
Kyle Terada-Imagn Images

The Shark had swagger and style—and he made sure you noticed both. With his tan, tailored polos, and massive brand empire, Greg practically trademarked golf vanity.

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3. Phil Mickelson

Jun 12, 2025; Oakmont, Pennsylvania, USA; Phil Mickelson watches after his shot from the tenth tee during the first round of the U.S. Open golf tournament. Mandatory Credit: Bill Streicher-Imagn Images
Bill Streicher-Imagn Images

Lefty always knew how to steal a scene, whether it was with a thumbs-up or a smug grin. He played to the crowd and often played up his legend.

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2. Cam Smith

Aug 14, 2022; Memphis, Tennessee, USA; Cam Smith plays from the first tee during the final round of the FedEx St. Jude Championship golf tournament at TPC Southwind. Mandatory Credit: David Yeazell-Imagn Images
David Yeazell-Imagn Images

Cam’s mullet became an icon, and you don’t keep a haircut like that without a little ego. He turned “laid-back” into a personal brand, but make no mistake—he liked the spotlight.

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1. Rory McIlroy

Jun 11, 2025; Oakmont, Pennsylvania, USA; Rory McIlroy watches his shot from the fairway on hole two during a practice round for the U.S. Open golf tournament at Oakmont Country Club.
Mandatory Credit: Charles LeClaire-Imagn Images

Rory’s game speaks for itself, but his love of the camera and curated image has always been front and center. From fashion deals to magazine covers, Rory leaned into the spotlight like it was a second career.


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