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The Holiday Movie Quote Quiz

You think you’re a holiday movie buff? Ready to put those skills to the test? Take our quiz to prove you’re the holiday move quote master!

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No need to get into the holiday spirit, you stay that way all year long! Now go brag to your friends about your mad Yuletide skillz.

Bah Humbug! Someone needs to get into the holiday spirit! Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to watch EVERY MOVIE on this list before the season ends. Happy watching!

#1. What does George promise to give to Mary at the beginning of It's a Wonderful Life?

“What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.”

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#2. In the 1992 film The Muppet Christmas Carol, what does Charles Dickens, played by Gonzo, say when Rizzo the Rat asks if the story is gonna be too scary?

Rizzo: “Sheesh, this is scary stuff. Should we be worried about the kids in the audience?”
Gonzo: “Nah, it’s alright. This is culture!”

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#3. Why didn't Charlie Brown like Christmas?

“Oh, no. My own dog gone commercial. I can’t stand it.”

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#4. In the 1989 film National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, what does Clark Griswold Sr. exclaim when his son succeeds in turning on the Christmas lights?

“It’s a beaut, Clark! It’s a Beaut!”

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#5. In the 2003 film Elf, what does Buddy say when he answers the phone at his father's office?

Buddy is so excited to be in his father’s office that he jumps in front of him and answers the phone, saying “Buddy the Elf, What’s your favorite color?”

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#6. In the animated film Frosty the Snowman, what item brought Frosty to life?

There must have been some magic
In that old silk hat they found…
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around!

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#7. What does Kevin McCallister famously say to escape the fancy hotel staff in Home Alone 2?

While the hotel staff try to investigate, Kevin plays dialogue from a scene of the movie Angels with Filthier Souls in the other room, convincing them they’re dealing with a gangster who’s about to kill them. As he escapes, Kevin mouths along to the line “Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.”

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#8. In the movie A Christmas Story, what message did Ralphie's coveted Little Orphan Annie decoder ring give him?

After drinking gallons of Ovaltine, Ralphie finally receives his long-awaited Orphan Annie Secret Society decoder pin in the mail. After decoding his first message he finds out it’s only a crummy commercial telling him to “Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine.”

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#9. In Love, Actually, what costume did Karen have to sew for her daughter in the nativity play?

Karen: “So what’s this big news, then?”
Daisy: “We’ve been given our parts in the nativity play. And I’m the lobster.”
Karen: “The lobster?”
Daisy: “Yeah!”
Karen: “In the nativity play?”
Daisy: “Yeah, *first* lobster.”
Karen: “There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?”
Daisy: “Duh.”

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#10. Which of the following was NOT a line from the song, "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch."

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peelYou’re a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart’s an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you’ve got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole
You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Given a choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile

You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You’re a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, “Stink, stank, stunk”

You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You’re the king of sinful sots
Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super “naus”
You’re a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch
You’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce
Finish