20 Soccer Stars Who Flopped So Hard They Deserved an Oscar

A particular kind of performance happens on the soccer field that has nothing to do with goals, assists, or clean sheets. We’re talking about the theatrical dives, the dramatic rolls, and the “career-ending” injuries that miraculously heal once the ref looks the other way.

Some players could have easily moonlighted as actors with their over-the-top antics. Whether they were fishing for penalties or just putting on a show, these 20 soccer stars gave us flops so dramatic they deserved their own awards season.

20. Neymar

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Neymar’s flair isn’t limited to his footwork—his flopping deserves its highlight reel. Few players have rolled further or longer after the slightest contact.

19. Arjen Robben

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Robben could slice through a defense like butter, but he also had a habit of hitting the turf like he’d been shot. He knew how to sell a foul with full theatrical commitment.

18. Angel Di Maria

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Di Maria is a gifted playmaker, but his gravity-defying falls could’ve made him a Cirque du Soleil performer. He made some tackles look like full-blown car crashes.

17. Dani Alves

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Dani Alves was known for his speed, but sometimes his ability to go down faster than his opponent could blink stole the show. His reactions were often Oscar-worthy, if not entirely believable.

16. Sergio Busquets

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Busquets once famously peeked through his hands while pretending to be injured—classic. He’s a world-class midfielder and a certified drama king.

15. Luis Suárez

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Suárez has a long résumé of wild moments, and his flops are no exception. When he went down, he went down hard, whether touched or not.

14. Wilfried Zaha

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Zaha is lightning quick, but sometimes it looked like he tripped on invisible defenders. His flopping accusations have followed him for year, —and not without reason.

13. Ashley Young

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Ashley Young had a stretch where diving was practically part of his game plan. Defenders barely needed to breathe on him before he hit the deck.

12. Cristiano Ronaldo

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Ronaldo’s game is an all-time great, but even he’s had some flops that made fans collectively groan. For someone that strong, he sure fell a lot from light contact.

11. Dele Alli

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At one point, Alli was more famous for his dives than his goals. He had a knack for making even soft tackles look like open-field rugby hits.

10. Antoine Griezmann

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Griezmann is flashy on and off the pitch, and his flops were no different. He often brought just enough drama to make refs pause, then whistle.

9. Rivaldo

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No one forgets Rivaldo’s World Cup acting masterclass, during which he clutched his face after being hit in the leg. That move is still discussed in film classes today.

8. Raheem Sterling

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Sterling’s agility is impressive, but sometimes he just couldn’t stay on his feet. His flops have been so frequent they’ve sparked meme compilations.

7. Pepe

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Pepe wasn’t just known for aggressive defending—his dramatic reactions to challenges were legendary. The man could dish it out and still act like he was the victim.

6. Arturo Vidal

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Vidal is tough as nails until he hits the turf, where he suddenly becomes a master of melodrama. His transitions from warrior to wounded were always quick and convincing.

5. Diego Costa

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Costa played like a bulldozer—until it was time to fall over like he’d been shot. His ability to flop mid-battle was both confusing and impressive.

4. Eden Hazard

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Hazard was built like a tank, but sometimes dropped like a feather. Even the gentlest nudge could send him spiraling to the grass with flair.

3. Jack Grealish

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Grealish attracts fouls like a magnet, but let’s be real—he helps them along with a bit of flair. His flops often end with arms flailing and a dramatic glance at the ref.

2. Ciro Immobile

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Immobile once looked unconscious during a Euro match until Italy scored, and he popped up perfectly fine. It was one of the most dramatic heel-turns in recent soccer memory.

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1. Bruno Fernandes

Nov 28, 2022; Lusail, Qatar; Portugal midfielder Bruno Fernandes (8) reacts during the second half of the group stage match in the 2022 World Cup at Lusail Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Yukihito Taguchi-USA TODAY Sports
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Bruno might lead his team in goals and assists and sheer flop volume. Whether it’s a breeze or a bump, he’s going down—and somehow always manages to look shocked it wasn’t a penalty.

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