Ranking the 15 Funniest NFL Quarterback Nicknames of All Time

Quarterbacks are supposed to be the serious leaders of the huddle, but sometimes, their nicknames tell a much more entertaining story. Whether based on a playstyle, a personality quirk, or randomness, these names have become part of football lore.

Some are iconic, others are just downright hilarious—but all add flavor to the game. Here are the 15 funniest NFL quarterback nicknames of all time, ranked by how much they still make fans smile.

15. Broadway Joe – Joe Namath

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The nickname oozes swagger, just like Namath did back in the day. He earned it with flashy fur coats, bold guarantees, and New York flair.

14. Danny Dimes – Daniel Jones

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It’s a modern nickname born from one perfect deep throw. It stuck — mostly because nobody saw it coming.

13. The Red Rifle – Andy Dalton

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With that fiery hair and a sneaky-strong arm, Dalton’s nickname sounds more like a comic book character than a quarterback. And honestly, it kind of works.

12. FitzMagic – Ryan Fitzpatrick

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This one had a magical run of its own. Fitzpatrick could throw four touchdowns or four picks on any given Sunday—and either way, you’d still believe in the beard.

11. The Amish Rifle – Ryan Fitzpatrick (again)

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Yes, Fitz gets two entries, and this one might be even better. Before he went full FitzMagic, the long hair and scruffy beard gave him this nickname.

10. The Mad Bomber – Daryle Lamonica

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A true deep-ball artist before it was cool. The name sounds chaotic—in the best way possible.

9. Sunshine – Trevor Lawrence

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The long blond hair earned him the nickname, but it stuck because it fit his laid-back vibe. It’s chill, it’s Southern, and it just works.

8. The Neck – Mike Glennon

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Sometimes, a nickname writes itself. Glennon’s frame, particularly the neck, earned this one—and once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

7. The Throwin’ Samoan – Jack Thompson

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It’s a rhyme that lives forever in quarterback lore. It’s catchy, fun to say, and still iconic decades later.

6. Napoleon Dynamite – Jared Goff

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Not exactly a compliment, but it’s become part of Goff’s brand whether he likes it or not. The resemblance was too uncanny for fans to ignore.

5. Big Ben – Ben Roethlisberger

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It was short, memorable, and perfect for a big quarterback who was hard to bring down. The giant clock reference makes it even better.

4. RG3 – Robert Griffin III

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It was not the funniest by itself, but the fact that it became its brand and identity made it gold. Combined with blazing speed, it always felt like a superhero nickname.

3. General Booty – General Booty

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Yes, this is a real name and a real quarterback. It’s hard to top that in terms of unintentional comedy.

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2. The Sheriff – Peyton Manning

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He didn’t choose the nickname, but it stuck with him everywhere. Calm under pressure and in total control, he ran the offense like a true small-town sheriff.

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1. Bubby – Bubby Brister

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It’s unclear where the name came from or its meaning, but it’s an all-timer. You can’t say “Bubby Brister” out loud without smiling—which alone makes it legendary.

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