The 10 Most Painfully Boring MLB Players to Watch (Sorry, Not Sorry)

Baseball is a beautiful game full of iconic moments, dramatic comebacks, and jaw-dropping athleticism. But let’s be real: not every player brings that kind of energy to the diamond. 

Some guys may have solid stats or be beloved in their clubhouse, but it’s like watching paint dry—slow, dull, and occasionally soul-crushing when they’re on your screen. So here’s our subjective, possibly controversial ranking of the 10 most painfully boring players to watch in Major League Baseball.

10. Anthony Rendon

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Once a star, now just a reminder that vibes matter more than WAR sometimes. It feels like he checked out in 2020, and somehow, we’re all still forced to care.

9. Eric Hosmer

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He’s not on a team right now, but that feels right. The man could make a groundout to second look like a mid-season nap.

8. Jameson Taillon

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He’s not bad, but watching him pitch feels like reading the directions on a microwave dinner—technically necessary but not remotely thrilling. Nothing says “skip to the next game,” like a fourth inning full of meh.

7. Brandon Nimmo

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Sure, he sprints to first base on a walk, but does anything about his game make you feel anything? It’s giving gym class try-hard energy without any of the excitement.

6. Carlos Santana

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He’s been around forever and somehow hasn’t aged a day—but his style of play has. Watching him at the plate feels like waiting in line at the DMV, slow and oddly soul-sucking.

5. Chris Bassitt

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He’s a reliable arm who throws 14 different pitches, yet every outing feels like a beige wallpaper of a start. You respect it, but you also never want to see it again.

4. Whit Merrifield

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There’s just something about a guy who’s perpetually fine. There are no highs, no lows, just a never-ending loop of “oOhcool, another single.”

3. Kyle Gibson

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He’s the human embodiment of a four-hour game with no runs and 14 pitching changes. It’s not actively bad, just aggressively bland.

2. Martín Maldonado

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He’s a “defensive specialist,” code for “close your eyes when he’s at the plate.” It’s a guaranteed buzzkill in any rally.

Read More: Ranking the 15 Most Overdramatic Players in MLB History

1. Harrison Bader

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The speed! The defense! The… total lack of anything remotely entertaining at the plate. Watching him bat feels like MLB’s version of buffering.

Read More: Ranking the 20 Most Fun Players to Watch in MLB Right Now

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