17 NBA Icons Who’d Be Too Slow for Today’s Game

The NBA today is all about speed, spacing, and versatility. With lightning-fast guards, positionless wings, and big men launching threes, it’s a whole different universe than it was just a couple of decades ago.

Some legends of the game dominated their era, but if they stepped onto the court in 2025, they might find themselves struggling to keep up. These iconic players were great in their time—but in today’s pace-and-space league, they’d be left in the dust.

17. Mark Eaton

Mark Eaton
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A towering shot-blocker with zero mobility, Eaton was a force in the paint but couldn’t chase stretch bigs around the arc. The first TV timeout’d gas him.

16. Paul Pressey

Paul Pressey
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An early “point forward” type, Pressey had vision but not much burst. In today’s game, he’d be too methodical to keep up with high-speed switches and rotations.

15. Kevin Duckworth

Kevin Duckworth
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Duckworth could pound it inside, but he moved like he had concrete in his sneakers. No chance he’s surviving against small-ball lineups sprinting up and down the court.

14. Rick Mahorn

Dec 28, 2019; San Antonio, Texas, USA; Detroit Pistons radio analyst and former NBA player Rick Mahorn signs an autograph for San Antonio Spurs fan before the game at the AT&T Center. Mandatory Credit: Scott Wachter-USA TODAY Sports
Scott Wachter-USA TODAY Sports

Mahorn was a bruiser who lived to throw elbows and box out. In today’s fast-paced game, he’d be a foul magnet just trying to make it past half court.

13. Fat Lever

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Despite the name, Lever was a solid all-around guard—but he wasn’t exactly blowing by anyone. In a game that values speed and quickness more than ever, he’d struggle to keep up.

12. Sam Perkins

Nov 1982; unknown location, USA; FILE PHOTO; North Carolina Tar Heels center Sam Perkins (41) in action during the 1982 season. Mandatory Credit: Malcolm Emmons-Imagn
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Big Smooth had a nice shot, but his lateral movement wasn’t winning any races. Defending the perimeter in today’s NBA would be a major problem.

11. Bill Laimbeer

06/10/1990, Portland, Oregon, USA; Pistons' Bill Laimbeers shoots the ball toward the net with the Trailblazers' Coach in the background in the third game of the NBA Finals, Mandatory Credit: Craig Porter, Detroit Free Press, USA Today Network
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Laimbeer was tough, smart, and slow. He might have enjoyed a modern role as a floor-spacing big, but defensively, he’d be exposed in every switch.

10. Tree Rollins

Unknown date; Atlanta, GA, USA; FILE PHOTO; Atlanta Hawks center Tree Rollins (30) in action against the Washington Bullets at The Omni. Mandatory Credit: Manny Rubio-Imagn Images
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The tree was a solid rim protector, but he turned like a cruise ship. In a game full of pick-and-rolls and transition threes, he’d be three steps behind at all times.

9. Jack Sikma

Jack Sikma looked for an opening at the Bradley Center in 1988. 1988 Press Photo Bucks Basketball Player Jack Sikma With The Ball During Game
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A skilled big with a reliable jumper, Sikma could stretch the floor, but he wasn’t winning any footraces. His defensive mobility would be an issue against today’s quick bigs.

8. George Mikan

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The original big man star, Mikan, dominated in a totally different era. Today’s athletes would blow right by him before he even squared up.

7. Charles Oakley

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Oakley was a menace in the paint and a no-nonsense enforcer—but lateral quickness was never his thing. He’d get hunted in pick-and-rolls every single possession.

6. Wes Unseld

Apr 7, 2023; Washington, District of Columbia, USA; Washington Wizards head coach Wes  Unseld Jr. gestures from the sidelines against the Miami Heat in the third quarter at Capital One Arena. Mandatory Credit: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports
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Unseld’s outlet passes were legendary, but he played under the rim and moved at a crawl. That doesn’t fly in today’s high-octane, above-the-rim game.

5. Greg Ostertag

Greg Ostertag gets walked off the court during The Rock Chalk Roundball Classic Thursday, July. 10, 2025 at Free State High School.
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Even in his era, Ostertag looked like he was running in molasses. In today’s tempo, he’d be completely overwhelmed.

4. Dennis Johnson

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DJ was a strong defender and clutch performer, but he had a deliberate pace to his game. Speedy guards today would have a field day against him.

3. Darryl Dawkins

Unknown date 1985; Portland, OR, USA: FILE PHOTO; New Jersey Nets center Darryl Dawkins (53) stands next to Portland Trail Blazers forward Ken Johnson (00) during the 1985 season at Memorial Coliseum. Mandatory Credit: RVR Photos-Imagn Images
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Chocolate Thunder could dunk with the best of them, but he wasn’t light on his feet. Transition defense in 2025? Not his thing.

Read more: 7 All-Time Greats Who Wouldn’t Dominate Today’s NBA

2. Bill Cartwright

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Cartwright’s game was slow, methodical, and strictly low-post. That style would get buried under a barrage of threes and pick-and-rolls today.

Read more: 15 Former NBA Centers Who Could Play in Today’s Game

1. Bob Lanier

Mar 1978; Detroit, MI, USA; FILE PHOTO; Detroit Pistons center Bob Lanier (16) in action during the 1978 season. Mandatory Credit: Malcolm Emmons-Imagn Images
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Lanier had skill and size, but his mobility was a constant question mark. In today’s game, his slow feet would be a major liability on both ends.

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