MLB All-Star is Officially a Joke

The MLB All-Star Game Reaches New Low, Officially a Joke.

The MLB All-Star Game has long billed itself as a celebration of baseball’s best—but let’s call it what it is now: a glorified exhibition that barely holds the attention of its own players.

Tuesday night’s game ended in a tie after nine innings. Instead of the usual extra-inning drama, the league resorted to a home run derby-style tiebreaker. Sounds exciting, right? Well, not if half the All-Stars already boarded flights home before the final swing.

According to ESPN’s Jeff Passan, managers Aaron Boone and Dave Roberts had limited options to choose from. Many players had already left the stadium, uninterested in hanging around for a meaningless finish. You read that right, the best players weren’t even there to participate.

Players Care More About Bonuses Than Baseball

Let’s be honest: for players, making the All-Star team is about bonus checks, not competition. It’s a way to bump up that salary from $20 million to $21 million. Playing hard? Not part of the deal.

The All-Star Game once meant something, now it’s little more than a branding exercise. If baseball wants to grow its fanbase, how can it do so when its biggest names leave before the lights go out?

A Few Bright Spots in the Sports World

Not everything was doom and gloom in sports within the last one week:

  • ESPN’s Pat McAfee had a massive win with guests like Aaron Judge and Shohei Ohtani. Like him or not, McAfee is bringing real star power to the network.
  • The Sinner-Alcaraz rivalry is heating up tennis. Sunday’s Wimbledon final drew 2.9 million viewers, the best since 2019.
  • Over in the WNBA, officiating hit a new low. A missed foul call Tuesday night had fans and players baffled.
  • And on the lighter side, A’s slugger Brent Rooker is quietly becoming one of baseball’s funniest voices on X.

For wrestling fans, Matt Cardona (formerly Zack Ryder) dropped some major insights in a recent podcast appearance. From his WWE release during COVID to building a post-WWE empire, Cardona is proof you don’t need a big brand to make a big impact.

The MLB All-Star Game has officially lost the plot. When players don’t care, fans don’t watch. If MLB wants to keep the “midsummer classic” from turning into a midsummer flop, it needs to start treating it like more than just a vacation stop.

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