10 NFL Coaches We Wish Never Retired

Some NFL coaches just get it—they bring energy, swagger, and a little bit of chaos to the sidelines. And when they hang it up, it leaves a noticeable void in the game.

Whether they were masterminds, motivators, or just made Sundays more entertaining, these are the coaches we still wish were out there barking plays and arguing with refs. Here are 10 NFL coaches we wish never retired.

10. Mike Holmgren

Mike Holmgren
David Wilson/Wikipedia

He brought stability, success, and a whole lot of mustache to multiple franchises. It always felt like he had another big playoff run in him.

9. Marty Schottenheimer

Marty Schottenheimer
Youtube | Pro Football Hall of Fame

Martyball didn’t always win in January, but it always won respect. His teams were tough, physical, and always in the mix.

8. Jimmy Johnson

Jimmy Johnson
Wikipedia

That hair still hasn’t moved, and neither has his love for the game. His time in the NFL was short but iconic—he walked away while still on top.

7. Dick Vermeil

Dick Vermeil
Youtube | Pro Football Ireland

Vermeil wore his heart on his sleeve and could turn any locker room into a family. He stepped away with plenty still left in the tank.

6. Tony Dungy

Tony Dungy
Youtube | Sports Stars of Tomorrow

Calm, steady, and quietly brilliant, Dungy made winning look effortless. You just know he could’ve kept leading contenders if he stayed on the sideline.

5. Bill Cowher

Bill Cowher
Openverse

The chin. The intensity. The sideline scowl. Cowher was built for football, and Sundays haven’t been the same without him.

4. Bruce Arians

Bruce Arians
Youtube | Zach Crutcher

Cool, candid, and never one to hold back, Arians brought serious vibes to the headset. He retired a champion, but fans definitely wanted more.

3. Tom Coughlin

Tom Coughlin
Youtube | njdotcom

Coughlin Time was a real thing—and somehow, it always worked. He had a way of making teams believe, no matter the odds.

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2. Dennis Green

Dennis Green
Youtube | theUFL

He was passionate, bold, and always brought the fire. And yes—they were who we thought they were.

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1. John Madden

John Madden
Youtube | Raiders

Madden was more than just a coach—he was an icon. His passion, personality, and love for the game made you wish he never left the sideline.

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