10 Reasons Football Fans Can't Stand the San Francisco 49ers

The San Francisco 49ers are one of the NFL’s most successful franchises, but with great success comes great… annoyance.

Whether it’s their legendary past, their ultra-loyal (and sometimes unbearable) fanbase, or their never-ending cycle of “almost” moments, there’s plenty to fuel the hate fire. So, in the spirit of good fun, let’s break down why football fans love to root against the Niners.

1. They’re Always “Back”

Every season, without fail, Niners fans will tell you that this is the year they return to glory. It doesn’t matter if their quarterback situation is a disaster or if their secondary couldn’t cover a parked car—49ers fans will still find a way to convince you they’re going to the Super Bowl. And sometimes, annoyingly, they’re right.

2. The Joe Montana and Steve Young Legacy

Listen, we get it. Your franchise had two Hall of Fame quarterbacks back-to-back. Meanwhile, other teams are out here cycling through quarterbacks like Tinder dates. The Niners’ golden years were great… for them. But for the rest of us? Pure jealousy and exhaustion from hearing about it every time the team is remotely decent again.

3. The “Faithful” Fanbase

The 49ers call their fans “The Faithful,” but let’s be real—these folks are insufferable when the team is good. They flood your social media feeds, invade opposing stadiums in droves, and act like they personally designed the West Coast Offense. And when the team is bad? Oh, suddenly, they remember the Warriors exist.

4. Kyle Shanahan’s Genius (and His Playoff Collapses)

There’s no denying that Kyle Shanahan is one of the best offensive minds in football. But Niners fans conveniently forget that he also has a PhD in blowing leads. 28-3 in the Super Bowl with the Falcons? That was him. Multiple NFC Championship meltdowns? Also him. And yet, every year, we’re told he’s the smartest guy in the room. Maybe mix in a Lombardi Trophy before we crown him a legend?

5. The “We Own Your Team” Mentality

No matter who you root for, there’s a good chance a 49ers fan has told you that their team owns your team. Seahawks? Check. Rams? Check. Cowboys? Oh, you know that one’s personal. Even teams they barely play will hear it. They live in the past and the future simultaneously, with no room for reality.

6. That Annoying Red and Gold Combo

Something about that bright red and metallic gold just screams, “Look at us!” It’s flashy, it’s in your face, and when they’re winning, it’s downright unbearable. Can they go back to those weird black alternate jerseys that made them look like a bad high school team?

7. The Brock Purdy Hype Train

Yes, Brock Purdy is a great story. Yes, he’s way better than people expected. But can we pump the brakes just a little on the “Elite Quarterback” talk? The man was literally Mr. Irrelevant, and suddenly, he’s getting compared to Joe Montana? Maybe let him win a ring before we start carving his bust for Canton.

8. Their Unkillable Rivalry with the Cowboys

Somehow, the Niners-Cowboys rivalry has survived decades of irrelevance from both teams. Every year, if they face off in the playoffs, the hype is unbearable. Cowboys fans bring up the ‘90s. Niners fans bring up the ‘80s. The rest of us? We just want both teams to lose.

9. Levi’s Stadium is a Nightmare

For a franchise as historic as the 49ers, you’d think their home field would be a football mecca. Nope. Levi’s Stadium is more of a glorified solar panel in the middle of Santa Clara, miles away from San Francisco, baking fans alive in the California sun. And if it rains? That place turns into a slip-and-slide. Candlestick might have been falling apart, but at least it had character.

10. They Just Won’t Go Away

For all the near-misses, heartbreaks, and injuries, the 49ers just keep coming back. Every time you think they’re done, they reload with new talent, hire another genius coach, and find new ways to annoy the rest of the league. Some teams fall into mediocrity for decades (cough Jets cough), but the Niners? They’re always lurking, ready to be a problem.