Your American Horror Story Character, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

We will all be binging seasons of American Horror Story this spooky season. Read on to find out which character you are based on your zodiac sign.

Aries – Marie Laveau

Aries gets paired not only with one of the most powerful characters on this list, but with the only character on the list who is based on a real person. The cardinal fire sign gets paired with the Voodoo Queen from AHS: Coven because of her fiery disposition, her undying devotion and loyalty to her community, and her ability to hold a grudge.

Taurus – The Countess

I often call Taureans wholesome hedonists. So I have a feeling that they will love being paired with the decadent Countess from AHS: Hotel. The Countess may be a bloodthirsty murderer, but she can still be quite wholesome when she wants to be. Taureans are the quintessential mom friends, and The Countess is a mom friend to characters like Liz Taylor.

Gemini – Bette and Dot Tattler

I had to pair the conjoined twins Bette and Dot with the zodiac sign that is represented by The Twins. The mutable air sign is known to be dualistic in nature. And the Tattler Twins from AHS: Freak Snow are quite dualistic because they could not be more different. Bette is a naive dreamer but Dot is more guarded and stern.

Cancer – Constance Langdon

Cancerians are the homebodies and homemakers. They take great pride in their houses and homes and go out of their way to make them a safe space for themselves and their loved ones. Though Constance Langdon from AHS: Murder House probably couldn’t care less about others feeling safe in her house, she still takes great pride in the abode known as the Murder House.

Leo – Elsa Mars

Leos are natural born performers. They have star quality as well as larger than life personalities. And those qualities fit Elsa Mars from AHS: Freak Show to a T. Elsa Mars is the owner and headliner of a freak show in Florida who dreams of international fame.

Virgo – James Patrick March

It’s an ongoing joke in the astrology community that Virgos are the sign most likely to become serial killers. While that may not be completely true, I still think they will enjoy being paired with the zany murderer J.P. March from AHS: Hotel. March is not only a crazed killer, he is also an architectural genius. The mutable earth sign will relate to his painstaking attention to detail and his diligence.

Libra – Mallory

Like a Libra, Mallory appears to be a sweet and unassuming people pleaser at the beginning of AHS: Apocalypse. But as the season progresses we soon come to find out she is one of the only witches powerful enough to save the world. Much like the cardinal air sign, Mallory is unaware of how powerful she truly is.

Scorpio – Dandy Mott

Though Scorpios are one of the most sensual signs in the zodiac, they can also be stubborn, envious, arrogant, and vengeful. Does that sound like a certain psychotic wealthy Floridian that we know? Dandy Mott from AHS: Freak Show is an obstinate man child who fancies himself a showman. He can also be very vengeful and murderous when he feels challenged or insulted.

Sagittarius – Sister Jude Martin

Sagittarians can be party animals. But they are also high-minded philosophers. I paired Sister Jude Martin with the mutable fire sign because she was a party girl in her past, but throughout the events of AHS: Asylum she is a vicious, holier-than-thou nun.

Capricorn – Michael Langdon

I paired Capricorn with Michael Langdon from AHS: Apocalypse for a couple of reasons. All the zodiac signs are connected to a tarot card and Capricorn’s tarot card is The Devil. This is fitting considering Michael Langdon is the literal Antichrist. Capricorns are also known to be quite charming, and Michael is nothing if not charismatic.

Aquarius – Misty Day

Aquarians are stereotyped as loners. Like the fixed air sign, Misty Day from AHS: Coven can be classified as an outcast in many ways. She was ostracized from her religious community and she was also seen as an outsider by the other witches. But also like Aquarius, Misty is quite compassionate and yearns for friendship and a sense of belonging.

Pisces – Hypodermic Sally

Pisces are one of the most emotional signs in the zodiac. And Sally from AHS: Hotel is pretty darn emotional. She sometimes has a hard time handling all of her emotions. Pisces also have a penchant for escapism to distract themselves from the harsh realities of life. And Hypodermic Sally uses addictive substances and social media to escape from her loneliness and pain.

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